Tales Of Brave Ulysses

Largest Arctic Ice Shelf Crumbles off Ellesmere Island.

The Ward Hunt Ice Shelf broke up with Canada after 3,000 years. Sources cite irreconcilable differences between the massive ice sheet and the North American continent. While not blaming the split up on global warming, scientists did cautiously mention North America’s 150 year temperature upswing, which happens to coincide with the continent’s flirtation with industrialization.

Diving right back into the polar dating scene, remnants of the Ward Hunt Ice Shelf were recently seen with Greenland. A spokesman for the Ice Shelf would neither confirm nor deny these sightings.