Tales Of Brave Ulysses

Seriously, NWS is worthless. Absolutely worthless. For the last 24 hours any idiot could see the typhoon was heading right for Guam. “Oh no, it’s going to turn to the northwest,” said the meteoridiots at the National Weather Service. Now it’s Sunday afternoon and it is pretty fucking apparent that Typhoon Chaba is right on top of us. No shit Sherlock.

Yet again it is obvious that listening to meteorologists instead of Barbara White is a mistake. Just like Pongsona, when they insisted the storm wasn’t going to hit Guam, right up until the eye wall struck the island.