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Archive for April 12th, 2005
04 12th, 2005
From the ‘You Learn Something New Everyday Department,’ scientists have isolated live oral bacteria in arterial plaque, conclusively linking periodontal disease with cardiovascular disease. Damn, I had no idea. Apparently those pesky bacteria in the mouth cause plaque buildup in the arteries too. Wow. Time to start swilling the Listerine.
04 12th, 2005
Boy, I take one day off and while I’m not looking gas prices surge past $2.70 a gallon on Guam. Crikey. Time to start riding the bus to work.
You know what ticks me off? This whole nonsense about gas prices. The price for a gallon of regular unleaded is now $2.7099/100 – what the hell is this 99 mils crap? It’s always been like this – ‘Uh, we’re just gonna tack on another penny to gasoline prices, but advertise it really, really small so nobody actually notices.’ So the paper is stuck on saying gas prices are now $2.70 a gallon, when anyone with a fucking brain knows it’s really $2.71 a gallon but for that one hundreth of a penny.
Makes me all warm and fuzzy knowing oil companies are recording record profits and don’t know what to do with all that money.