An Oldie But A Goodie

When you’re climbing up the ladder
And you hear something splatter
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

When you’re walking down the hall
And you feel something fall
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

When you’re sliding into first
and you feel your stomach burst
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

When you’re pants are full of foam
and you’re heading into home
Diarrhea
Diarrhea