When you’re climbing up the ladder
And you hear something splatter
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
When you’re walking down the hall
And you feel something fall
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
When you’re sliding into first
and you feel your stomach burst
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
When you’re pants are full of foam
and you’re heading into home
Diarrhea
Diarrhea