Daily Archives: 07/29/2003

What Have I Been Smoking?

So last night I had this really weird dream. I mean weird. I guess I watched too much CNN or something, but I dreamed about Saddam Hussein being on the run. He was hiding out with all his cronies – at a miniature golf course. I knew they were on the run because nobody was wearing shoes. Saddam had big, hairy feet with some nasty corns. James Brown was with him – barefoot of course.

Yeah, I know. Freaky.