Daily Archives: 08/20/2004

Beer Guzzling Bear

I love to post these tales of ursine antics: Bear found passed out in campground after guzzling 36 beers. Rangers removed the drunken black bear, but he returned to the campground the next day. I guess he liked happy hour.

HomerThey trapped the bear and removed him from the area. They baited their trap with doughnuts and beer. I’m surprised they only caught one bear in that trap and not a bunch of thirsty campers. Or at least some other silly man who needs a shave and wears a fur coat, like Homer Simpson.

Homer againIn a related drunken idiot story, a local man is behind bars for stabbing his cousin Tuesday night. The two men got in an argument over who could drink the most beer. Somehow I think he should try and outdrink the bear next time.


Well, the storm from earlier this week is safely to the west of us, but here comes Chaba barreling down on us. I had reservations for the weekend in Saipan, but I changed them this morning. It looks like this storm will be on top of either Guam or Saipan by Sunday, which makes a weekend getaway irrelevant.