I’m Being Followed By A Goon’s Shadow, Goon’s Shadow, Goon’s Shadow

In a stunning victory in the War on Terror, US Transportation Security Administration forces successfully defended the Homeland against the forces of evil. Yusuf Islam, formerly known as Cat Stevens, was repelled from the United States today. His international flight was diverted to an airstrip in Maine, were he was escorted off the plane and into TSA custody. Apparently the singer is persona non grata in the Homeland, despite his stated condemnation of terrorism and efforts to promote religious understanding.

Who’s next in the War on Terror? Maybe Ashcroft’s goons can hound Bobby Fischer mercilessly for his crass and inept comments about 9/11. Oh wait, that’s already happened.