Daily Archives: 10/05/2004

Pulled From The Fantasy Wire

Got this one off my fantasy football wire feed today:

The News
Remember that alleged incident involving Packers’ running back Najeh Davenport? You know; the one where he allegedly broke into a dorm room at a small Catholic university and startled a sleeping female student by allegedly squatting in her closet and defecating in her laundry basket? The criminal charges were settled two years ago, but a civil lawsuit was filed Thursday by the woman seeking more than $15,000 in damages for emotional distress and invasion of privacy, according to the Associated Press. The suit describes Davenpoop’s conduct as “so outrageous in character and so extreme in degree as to go beyond all possible bounds of decency and, further, can only be deemed atrocious and utterly intolerable in a civilized community.”

Our View
Normally in this section, entitled “our view,” we’ll give our fantasy football analysis of the news. However, we have decided to go ahead and just delete anything we were going to say here because it too was way beyond all possible bounds of decency.

Damn, that sounds far too familiar. I remember a certain, nearly identical incident at the small college I attended that preceded this poops-capade by a good decade at least. I won’t name names, but I remember that night vividly.