That’s Not My Bag, Baby

Wow, I’m having a hard time typing this right now, I’m laughing so hard. An Oklahoma judge was charged with indecent exposure for using a penis pump while in court, during session, in front of a jury. Holy cow.

…on May 13, while he was presiding over State v. Kurt Arnold Vomberg (who was accused of killing his girlfriend’s 21-month-old daughter), Thompson loudly pumped himself up. Two court employees told investigators that they saw Thompson (pictured in the mug shot at right) attach the suction device to his penis, while five jurors reported hearing whooshing sounds, which they thought were coming from either a bicycle pump, blood pressure cuff, or an air cushion on the judge’s chair.

Wow. I had no idea they really made those things. Wow.

2 thoughts on “That’s Not My Bag, Baby

  1. Thomas

    If you follow the link on that story to the original article detailing the judge’s indiscretion, you get the following priceless nugget of perversion: “While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself, state officials charged yesterday in a petition to remove the jurist.” Makes me wonder what was going on in Night Court all those years. Harry Anderson always had a big goofy smile on his face while he was at the bench.

  2. Anonymous

    finally, the western legal system takes proper s-h-a-p-e (i mean s-h-a-k-e). nothing like and air pump to propegate great justice….

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