Okay, who else has seen that bizarre Burger King commercial featuring Hootie singing about bacon chicken sandwiches to the tune of “Big Rock Candy Mountain?” I swear those are strippers and porn stars writhing about in Daisy Dukes. And that creepy Burger King guy is pushing one on a swing. The only thing I could think was “Has Hootie sunk this low?”
I seen me some Hootie. I don’t know who the other strumpets are on that commercial, but the lovely Brooke Burke is the big-hair on the swing. It’s good to be king.