It Came From The Fever Dream Of John Deere

A Bugbot walking tree devourerCheck out this freaky new machine: Plustech Walking Technology introduces a six legged walking tree devouring machine. I for one welcome our new mechanical, tree eating overlords…

Seriously though, this machine is touted as the solution for sustainable forestry management. Basically it lets timber companies reach stretches of forest previously to remote or steep to strip every last possible tree off the face of the planet. And as an added bonus, it consumes enormous quantities of fossil fuels while chopping down those last few trees.