As our nation turns its myopic gaze upon a poor vegetable’s final hours, the rest of the world is busy redefining itself. I just sat through 45 minutes of Fox News’ fair and balanced hysteria over the Schiavo case. Nonstop coverage, inciting hysteria and a dogmatic political agenda. When I could stand no more, I turned to CNN to find that a coup d’etat just occurred in Asia. Thank goodness Fox News doesn’t bother to report news during its fair and balanced fear mongering. After all, who gives a damn about Kyrgyzstan anyway? Obviously not Fox’s target demographic. I think the term for their brand of reporting was once called yellow journalism.
Believe me, there is no true journalism anymore. ALL journalism is yellow now. Thankfully Ginger Cruz put me out of my mercy while I was wading in that cesspool of polluted political agenda, if it bleeds it leads, and live shots of nothing for the sake of a live feed.
Now all I’ve got to do is watch the price of oil to determine if my employment will continue or not.