Godless Calculus

It’s funny, but frighteningly true: Ridiculopathy.com: Calculus, Quadratic Equations Split Pennsylvania Town

Two weeks ago parent volunteer Holly R. Thanthow took a break from passing out Jack Chick tracts in the school’s courtyard to visit her son’s fourth period class taught by newcomer John Scopes. What she saw there shocked her to the core.

“He asked them to find the area under a curve- without using cubits at all. I raised religious objections since the lesson completely goes against Genesis 7:20, but he said my son had to do the work anyway. When I asked Mr. Scopes to refrain from teaching from his so-called ‘math textbook’ he flat out refused. I know, I couldn’t believe it myself.”