Oh thank heaven for Yahoo’s bizarro news aggregator:
- Yahoo! News – Judge to Woman: Jail of Packers Tickets – A woman convicted of embezzling $3,000 from a labor union in Oshkosh, Wisconsin faces a difficult choice: Either serve 90 days in jail or give up her family’s season tickets for the Green Bay Packers. Somehow I’m guessing she’ll be going to jail.
- Yahoo! News – Flesh Chunks Found in Iowa Water Lines – Yummy. Chunks of unidentified flesh are flowing through the water lines of Carroll, Iowa. Flesh in the water, fingers in the chili, where is all this mystery meat coming from?