This Week’s Dumb-Ass Award

So this dipshit tried to fleece a restaurant by impersonating a health inspector and demanding a bribe. He was arrested this afternoon when he showed up at the restaurant and police were waiting for him. Duh.

I know exactly where this guy got the idea. There was another nincompoop that pulled this crap for years on Guam, writing bogus checks, impersonating health inspectors and eventually getting his thieving ass elected to the school board in 2002. Jonathan Toves eventually wound up in jail on sex charge, but he had a good run for a few years. Nothing like having a convicted felon on the board of education.